Fuck Yeah, Bowser/Peach!

Because this doesn't exist yet, apparently, and it totally needs to.

My theory on Mario, Bowser, and Peach

I have a theory that Bowser isn’t the villain he’s painted as, but Mario isn’t the stalker most BowserxPeach scenarios claim he is either.  Rather, the whole “kidnap and rescue” routine is an elaborate ruse that Peach, Bowser, and Mario are all in on.  Think about it, if Bowser and Peach are an item (and Bowser Jr’s existence says they are) then wouldn’t it be hard for the two of them to openly date given the tensions between their respective kingdoms?  They want to elope, but their status as national figureheads means war if they do so.  Enter working class hero Mario.  After having lucked in to fame by saving his girlfriend Pauline from the runaway ape Donkey Kong, Mario is approached with an offer by our two star crossed lovers.  If he helps act as the “hero” in a staged kidnapping, he’ll get glory and knightly titles while Bowser Montague and Peach Capulet get some uninterrupted honeymoon time before returning to their regular homes and lives.  Mario agrees, Bowser “nabs” Peach, and since famed damsel rescuer Mario is on the case, the Mushroom Kingdom never bothers to send troops to retaliate against the Koopa Kingdom.  After everything is said and done, Peach decides that not only was she happy to be with the turtle she loves instead of the royal court she loathes but that she liked the thrill of being “kidnapped” as well.  Wanting to repeat the success of the first scheme, the trio repeats the staged kidnappings over and over until it’s become an international holiday.  I mean, how else would you explain why Mario never tries to prevent Peach from being carried off or how nobody bats an eyelash whenever Bowser gets invited to the royal Go Kart races?

morbid-deer-in-the-forest:

I can’t stop laughing what a dweeb

Why have I not played this game yet? Like I literally have a 3DS and then I bought no games for it because I went poor and couldn’t afford any. And now I’m kind of debating between buying this or the latest Pokemon game. 

morbid-deer-in-the-forest:

I can’t stop laughing what a dweeb

Why have I not played this game yet? Like I literally have a 3DS and then I bought no games for it because I went poor and couldn’t afford any. And now I’m kind of debating between buying this or the latest Pokemon game. 

dynamicduosion asked: Ahh, you're back! I saw you post on my dash and I was just like O.O YAY! now i want to draw some powser of my own eeee. i love this blog!

Thanks, glad you like the blog…please submit your fanart if you draw it, I’d be happy to reblog it here! 

ladybeemer:

I have a problem I can’t stop, afjkgsld;fgdasgf sorrysorry

ladybeemer:

I have a problem I can’t stop, afjkgsld;fgdasgf sorrysorry